Char is an offset panda

Char (n.) - A British panda that hates quite a lot of things.

Smitten with Mister Tumfy.

sonneillonv:

Spock: Live long and prosper. (Translation: Fuck you.)

Me: Bless your heart.  (translation: Fuck you.)

(via angrytranschick)

Anonymous asked: If a Char falls in the woods and no one is around to hear her, who ate my kitkat?

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK.

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK.

Anonymous asked: If Char leaves the station at Warrington at 10:00am travelling east at an average of 10cph (Char's per hour) and Char leaves Derby at 10:15am travelling south west at 30 knots; what colour is my fence?

Pistachio.

allafluttered:

(1) Portreto nuotraukos on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/27581390
“When you came in the air went out and every shadow filled up with doubt. I don’t know who you think you are but before the night is through, I want to do bad things with you.”

allafluttered:

(1) Portreto nuotraukos on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/27581390

“When you came in the air went out and every shadow filled up with doubt. I don’t know who you think you are but before the night is through, I want to do bad things with you.”

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GEEZ STOP BEING SO PUSHY.

Anonymous asked: smd

smd.

Anonymous asked: How much Char can a Char Char Char when a Char Char Char Char Char?

Char Char Char Chars.